Doctors Orders

A terribly overweight blonde went to see the doctor and he immediately put her on a diet.

He instructed her to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. He then said,"The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the blonde returned 2 weeks later she shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 40 POUNDS!

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nodded..."I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead the 3rd day."

"You mean from the hunger?" asked the doctor.

"No," she replied, "from the skipping."


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